Wang!

Best Larp pic in ages, It just writes stories in my head:

Not alot has happened with me lately.

Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE artist, answer these questions:

Pick ONE band/artist:
Using song titles from ONE artist, answer the following questions:

1. Are you a male or female: Mr Rotten Treats
2. Describe yourself:  The Jokers Wild
3. How do you feel about yourself:  Manic Depressive
4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend: The Witch
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:  Hellujah
6. Describe your current location:  In My room
7. Describe where you want to be:  House Of Wonders
8. Your best friend is:  Down with the clown
9. Your favorite color is:  Walk into the Darkness
10. You know that: Santa is a fat bitch
11. What’s the weather like:  Under the Moon
12. If your life was a television show what would it be called?:  The Neden Game
13. What is life to you:  Happening
14. What is the best advice you have to give:  The Show Must Go On
15. If you could change your name what would you change it to:  Super Balls


Extra points if you know which band I used.

So alot of my friends are super estatic about FNM being a headliner at download. So i thought i'd go look at downloads line up.... this lead to looking at the forums and the massive amount of backlash the bookers have got from posters with loads of negative feedback like 'Faith no one cares more' and 'their not worthy of being headliners', unsuprisingly aswell though there were 'Who?'.

Personally I think its ace, They are a great band. Not enough to lure me from larp though, If they got poppies playing i'd posssssibly be intrigued.... If they got poppies, Mad capsule markets, cky and ministry all on the same line up, then i'd see that as fate and be there. But considering all of them bands are split or on a 'Hiatus' (read: Split) then I cant see it happening.

Anyways, I digress.... All them posts just reminds me how fucking rubbish people are and further more why my job is so fucking frustrating as its the same kind of flak i get. You speak to most of these people and they'd boast about their music taste and how they like everything and are open minded etc when really they arent.


Anyways, that aside, I wanna just remind people that boobs are fantastic.

Possibly now the best thing on the internetz! Even better than the dancing lizard.

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Anymore from anyone?

I feel the 5 topics thing meme whatymadoo thing may inspire me to post, not entirely sure how it works. So will make it up, Gimme 5 things to share my ideas and views on. Bear in mind i'm uneducated so probably wont get anything too fancy.

I am still alive!

Hello folks, I'm gonna do the end of 2008 meme now. I know most of you won't read it, but those of you who are bored may well do. Also gives me a chance to reflect over the year that was 2008. (The previous answers are still there too, for review kinda purposes).

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Stolen from Tinks as it looks funny :D

Put your music player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first song is the title.

Ok class please settle down now I'd like to introduce our new student Willy bubba, Welcome Willy, I'll be your teacher, My name is mrs Failme.

I was scared at first
my my familys outta gas round the corner
How can I be sure of anything
Take this Tie
Summers coming to fast

She made a run
I wanna fuck a dog in the Ass
What is the truth about Rock Music?
Just in time to lose it

puuuuussssssyyyyyfoooooot
Someone told me freddie foxx would never rhyme again
I'm so money baby so moneeeeeey!
Where my niggers at?
Its the bass bass bass only love giving chase

Doctor Davis telephone please, Doctor Davis telephone please
Caught in excitment an unusual spell
The only good thing crawling interstate
She said she didn't know me
oh oh oh ohh dow ow ow own too ooh ooh the creeps eep eep eeps

My new bed has arrived, I am about to construct it.

I will then think of cheesy lines like 'You've made your bed now lie in it' etc etc.

I hope you are all well.


oooh, 2nd line on the instructions (Yeah, I'm male AND reading instructions) says:

"If you follow the instructions carefully the end result should be worth the effort."

Should be? They dont sound so confident about their beds.

I went and saw Bleeding Through play at roadmender last night, Although i'm not a huge fan of them, I figured i'd go anyways, I knew a few songs, so it shouldn't be too bad. I actually really enjoyed it and was really impressed, Chattered to a fair few people too. One thing that made me smile was when the band told their fans to 'wrap up warm when they leave the gig as they didn't want them catching colds', Really sounds like something my mum would say, Not something a brutal souding metal band would. Got me thinking, Wonder if my mum secretly fronts a metal band?

Saturday at work was good. Jp was at a gig at first but came down after. I'm really enjoying working with JP, He's a nice genuine guy, I can have a real laugh with him, He's not lying with every other word he says. He's good at what he does aswell :) Also its nice not having to cover for him everytime he cheats on his girlfriend. Man, I hated those days, No wonder I got so depressed. Anyways, We have a night happening soon in cojunction with the Northampton Uni's Rock Society, Which is cool. Its been good fun working with the guys who've set it all up and it should be a good laugh.
Mosh Wedensdays were finished the other week too I hear, Sounds like i got out of there just in the nick of time really. Shame though, as it was a lovely club with lovely customers :( But at least i can go up on fridays now and have a night out instead :D

Didn't see Mel this week, as she had alot of Uni stuff to sort, Was a shame, but we've chatted online etc alot aswell, So its all good. I think i'm off up there to see her next week. Looking forward to it, Will not have a domino's pizza this time though, Although its hard to resist when one is about 100yards from her house :P

Really got a larp craving again, Can't wait for the new season to begin. Think i'll be going to the Jhereg spring event as its really close to home :) Awesome stuff!

Oooh, forgot to say, I've bought myself a new bed too. Its a double one, Springy mixed with that memory foam stuff. I didnt want a pure memor foam mattress as it seems kinda too sqaushy. Should be being delivered in the next week or two :D Beddddddd! Wooot!

Sitting on your own nutsac hurts.

I love Livejournal.

Seems you post about happy things and no one gives a shit or comments etc.

Post about misery, woe, drama and scandal etc and everyones on it.

Reminds me why I stopped using the site.

So yes, call me a cunt for my previous post if you like (only 1 line of its true, But indeed, I'm not that kind of person and i'm glad most of you actually know that), But I was testing above theory.

Be happy people! Its not a crime! :P

So, All in life is weird and complicated now.

Last night, around 7ish, I went out and saw my friend pete, We went and got Chibs and i was supposed to be dropping pete round his friends house after sorting him some fliers out for the club. Simple enough eh?
I was rather shocked when the police pulled us over back up at his. I wasn't entirely sure why, but two officers came over and asked us to step out the vehicle, all movie style. So we did, They searched me (after asking), then went to search Pete when he tried to leg it, he got about 10ft before they grabbed him and they started scrapping. Chibs and me didn't know what the hell to do, but you can't let that kinda shit happen really, So i went over to try and get pete to calm down, Chibs did too. Then one of the officers elbowed her in the face, This was completely unwarrented and uncalled for, Also it pissed me off a tad as now two of my friends were getting attacked. So I flipped and started kicking off too. Didn't really do much as i'm a woos. Second car arrives with blue lights and we're soon pinned down and dragged off to the cells where we're kept over night (Chibs wasn't, she was let home).
So why did this all happen? turns out Pete deals in coke and thats why he was going to his friends. I guess they knew this and were waiting etc. Sadly now i've been tarred with the same brush, aswell as being arrested for assualting two officers (I really didn't do shit to them, I couldn't punch my way out a wet paper bag). So thats assualt and intention to sell cocaine. For fucks sake! Anyone who knows me know thats not the kind of person i am.
To make matters worse they searched my car throughly and took all the remaining beer etc in the back from gunfest and also half my cd's are missing too, In the process they've also lost the front of my stereo aswell. So its really not been one of the better days of my life.

So now i have halloween this weekend. Guess at least thats something i can try and look forward too.
Suprisingly enough I've decided Pete can fuck right off.

Last night consisted of a sausage roll, 2 cans of carlsberg and a raid on Black temple. Boy have they nerfed that place, We got from the entrance to gorefiend dead (and all bosses before and trash) in less than an hour. May sound like a lame night, but it was nice.

Today I will get on with cd reviews. honest.

I've taken to using a stack of printer paper as a mouse mat now. Its amazingly useful for quickly scribbling down notes.

I just had a shave too, a wet one. I never found electric shavers to be any use. Any interesting advice or hints or tips from the other males on here about shaving? maybe you know a secret trick we could all benefit from.

Well, its been ages since i've updated this thing, I kinda got bored with it I guess. but I have a few minutes free so thought i'd at least do something, Although i think all of you know most of my goings on anyways. But then i also like typing on my laptop, the keys click and feel different and its a really good feeling, feel like some kinda hacker from films or something.

Right, I have a wonderful girlfriend. Her name is Mel, We've vaguely known eacother from CP Larp for a while now and really got talking alot more during the time between Carnivale and Renewal. At renewal we got friendly and decided to start a relationship (Which is very weird for me as i've been single for 6years, so I'm kinda used to living my life one way). We get on really well ad even with distance between us (approx 200miles) we still see eachother alot and enjoy the times we do get to see eachother. Her family are cool, her uni housemates are cool too. She is at Keele uni and is studying Criminolgy and Forensics, Sadly this means i've had to stop murdering people as she will now detect what i've done. But you can't win them all eh?

CP Larp finished well, Garwin, My Knight character, Survived and is doing good. I really enjoyed cp to the last two events this year, which is good considering i vowed to quit if no effort was made by cp. The effort thankfully was made at renewal and it's given me some hope.
Weekend just gone I played my first Gunfest. I was very dubious at first as i'm always very fantasy minded and wasn't sure i'd get on with a modern/futuristic game. But I ended up really enjoying it. My character was an escaped convict from Mars who had been imprisoned for murder and Rape etc (yeah, I play all the fun stuff), Sadly I never got any chance to really follow through on this as I detonated on the second day and exploded. I did get some interesting bits done, Like following a girl around the room with a knife for a while (she was rather unerved), But I considered the shots i'd taken the next day were enough to kill me so i died. Ah well.
I really look forward to the next gunfest and have also been toying with ideas of doing one of my own, It would be fantasy warfare, based in modern/semi futuristic setting, but with fantasy creatures and races. So Orcs with guns etc and stuff like that. Dunno if others would be interested, shall see if/when i get round to sorting it.

I have a laptop now, makes life easier when i go to visit mel. Its my 2nd one within a month, the first one died after 3 weeks. how crap is that? I also have set up wireless net at home too, which is ace as i get to sit in a warm bed and type away like i am now.

Warcrafts been good, then i got bored and got into playing COD4 alot again, then once i wired up the router etc for the net COD4 refused to work anymore (regardless of port forwarding etc) So it was back to wow, and it was good too as the little break was nice. The major patch before the new expansion comes out is now live and added alot of new things to the game, The expansion itself is also only 3 weeks away which is cool. Last night the world event kicked off leading up to Lich King, Me and James were right at the front of it too :D A boat appeared in Booty Bay with weird boxes on it, these boxes then appeared around the coastal town and were clickable, so people clicked them, They caught a strange disease and 10 minutes later turned into zombies and everything else became hostile to them, so they had to fight the towns gaurds etc, which when they died also turned into zombies. Surely enough its started to spread, so now a zombie plague is spreading across the world, leading to the start of a very undead heavy expansion :D Awesomeness!

I've watched Prison break alot from start to finish and it is all manners of Awesome. Season 3 of heroes is slightly dissapointing me though as they seem to have completely changed some characters over night etc, just to give themselves storylines. Its a shame. I'm looking forward to Lost 5 which starts next year though :) Also bleach season 2 is released on dvd soon, Will watch that too.

Home is all good, Mum is happy, we've been sorting and clearing her room slowly but surely (At a rate she can handle), I can't do the building work thats needed, My brothers skill is required there. But its nice to see her happy at least :) She's met a few of the Larpers etc aswell now too, And has a soft spot for Flathead, She's amazed how well spoken he is. Her other soft spot is for JP, Co Dj at Roadmender, because he's so nice and friendly. Of course this means she tries to chatter loads to them and talk them to death, which some people don't like and have an 'ahhhh quick escape!' kinda look on their faces, At which point i step in and manage to deter her from talking them to absolute death. She means well bless her :D

Thats about all i can think of for now. Works ok, James etc are ok too, Errrr...... Minkfords alright aswell. Boobs are still awesome. I still hate Jack Black, he's not funny. I still can't think what else to write here.


Seeya later.

Alkaline Trio are over here Touring, An awesome poppy/punk/dark group with wonderful songs.... They have confirmed a date @ Roadmender... But its the friday night of Renewal!
If Renewal was still in Hemel i'd consider going to the gig and then to site. But Bristols longer and more a pain to get too. So I guess i'll have to miss the gig.
Bollocks.